Introduction

We have been a couple for 5 years...

It has evolved during my relationship that from the very subtle to the incredibly pathetic things that construct a day that I must be an integral cog to my partners survival! For example let's say I'm busy with something and she's lying down directing her thoughts out loud to nobody at all and she gets thirsty, it will always be her very first reaction to ask me to get her a drink even though it makes total sense (and I'm my mind no thought) to just sort yourself out. Its almost as if I am an extension of her limbs with which every demand and thought from her brain exerts signals toward my reactors. These signals then convert into energy (my fucking energy) and results in me completing the task which has fuck all to to with what I need, but what she lazily requested!

I am going to be very harsh throughout this project and this is on her request! I truly hope this develops her appreciation for food and teaches her look after herself a bit more, or at the very least stops her from instantly asking me to do the things she would much more easily do for herself like make a cup of fuckin tea! I don't even drink tea!

Another side of this blog will me my very own cook book as I will note all recipes I use and the cost of the prepared meal, hopefully my partner will take on board how cheap and easy it can be to eat well!